If I’m being honest I am having a really hard time not telling you spoilers. There were something like 18 gold medals today. And most of them should go to me for a) not telling you the results and b) getting the leaderboard updated three days in a row.

Anyway, almost everyone experienced a Biles Bump last night as she is up to 15 points, or 30 for those who captained her, and she’s quite literally carrying most of our teams. And she still has like 4 more potential medals or something. Buckle up.

Premier Chris of the United Cats of Cat threatens for the gold medal today but she has absolutely no track athletes so let’s all congratulate her this week.