Please tear yourself away from Gold Zone for just a moment to check out the leaderboard update. The country formerly known as Groganzola continues its historical turn at the top of the table, perhaps due to the revenue raised through strategic partnerships with corporate media conglomerates. However, that strategy seems to have failed Pizzanytime, Inc. who hover near last place.

Elsewhere, the USA continues to crush it. I haven’t looked up the medal table but I can only assume this is a true fact.