Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Frequent and returning Fantasy Olympics champ falls out of the medal rankings for the first time, possibly ever. Also for the first time ever, the Groganzolans are tasting victory, having soared to Bronze medal contention. (I didn’t check the historical record to see if these stats were true, but they feel true.)

The Most Excellent Swiddle Family remains on top at least until their drug test results come back. Queens Mary and Mimi of Mariposa and Emvania respectively have a little ground to make up.

The US continues to come back in the overall medal standing, largely thanks to snowboard. We have always had great success when we make up a sport, get really good at it, and then force everyone else to compete against us.

Check the standings here.