NO, not Kristi Yamaguchi (sorry, Allison), but it’s THE OLYMPICS. And more specifically and importantly THE FANTASY OLYMPICS.

You’re probably thinking, didn’t we just have these? And yes, yes, we did. Once heard of only during the Great Golden Age of Winter Olympics (1992 through 1994), now the Olympics are every year apparently because in the COVID-19 pandemic, time no longer has meaning. This could be 2026 already for all I know.

Sike. It’s not. It’s BEIJING 2022 and in just one short week’s time you can watch from home! Just like all the commentators and most world leaders.