IMPORTANT RULES CHANGE FOR 2022 OLYMPIAD

HEAR YE HEAR YE

There have been two rules changes for this Olympiad:

  1. Individual athletes will now earn points for team events in which they participate (i.e. relays). It will no longer be possible to select teams or duos with the exception of fully team sports (hockey, curling).
  2. Part Two of the competition where you selected which country would win each sport NO LONGER EXISTS.

Direct any questions to Anna. Direct any complaints to the file where Michael puts faxes from Corporate.

GUESS WHO’S BACK (BACK AGAIN)

NO, not Kristi Yamaguchi (sorry, Allison), but it’s THE OLYMPICS. And more specifically and importantly THE FANTASY OLYMPICS.

You’re probably thinking, didn’t we just have these? And yes, yes, we did. Once heard of only during the Great Golden Age of Winter Olympics (1992 through 1994), now the Olympics are every year apparently because in the COVID-19 pandemic, time no longer has meaning. This could be 2026 already for all I know.

Sike. It’s not. It’s BEIJING 2022 and in just one short week’s time you can watch from home! Just like all the commentators and most world leaders.