The last hockey medal match is today, and I think we need to ask ourselves: should OAR really be allowed to compete?  First, they are widely suspected of doping.  And second of all, is it really safe to allow a jam band from the 90\’s to compete with fully suited up German hockey athletes?  It honestly seems pretty dangerous to me, but whatever.

Super Coach Whitney of Irv Blitzer could probably handily take on OAR in an athletic competition, but sadly, it does not seem she will be able to take the top of the podium in Fantasy Olympics.  It\’s pretty unfortunate because no one puts the FAN in Fantasy Olympics quite like Super Coach Whitney, whose enthusiasm Super Coached me during the early data entry phase of setting up the league.

Seriously, it\’s a LOT of data entry.

Google has made it a bit easier though because without me even having to struggle with any math, I can tell you some interesting statistics.

For example, 40% of the league selected Norway as the overall medal winner, while an optimistic 38% selected the United States.  24% of the league selected Austria to win Alpine Skiing, while 23% selected Norway.  The countries actually ended in a three way tie for the most Alpine Skiing medals with Switzerland, which garnered the faith of exactly 0% of Fantasy Olympians.

Shaun White was once again the most popular captain, just narrowly edging out Johannes Bo and Michaela Shiffrin.

And exactly one person, The Gambler Kenny Rogers of Kenny Rogers\’ Roasterstan correctly predicted the most exciting moment of the Olympics- US Men\’s Curling Gold.

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