Patriotism.
Even with one great day, it\’s no secret that the good old US of A is no match for the Winter Olympics medal table. The good news is, we\’ve finally passed \”Russia\” – excuse me… the Independent Olympic Athletes from Russia who despite being independent athletes are somehow able to compete in team sports.
I digress.
Some Fantasy Olympians have gone all in on #TeamUSA and much like real life, it\’s not exactly been a real points grab. Supreme Leader Leah of Mulland picked all USA in the medal count and so far it\’s earned her a staggering 0 points. But there\’s a lot of sports left to finish! Well, namely snowboarding. Snowboarding is pretty much our only hope.
Nordic Combined and Short Track Speed Skating both ended today, and Queen Mary of McCoyland was the only Fantasy Olympian to correctly pick that Germany and Korea would win those respectively. Though 15th is probably too far off the medal stand to make a late comeback, she is tied with Pharaoh Mike of Westland for the gold medal of people who work in my office, which is totally definitely a real thing.
