CREEPY SIBLINGS
Okay. The Shib Sibs are charming, I guess? But also pretty unbelievably creepy. For starters, did you know that they\’re adults? Because they are for sure adults. He\’s like 36 or something. And they are very… very close.
Picture yourself spending that much time with your adult sibling, competing in a \”sport\” where a good part of it is how romantic you can be. See: Virtue/Moir, the Canadian ice dancers who could single handedly earn Olympic figure skating an R rating.
Fantasy Olympics has its own sets of siblings, some creepier than others. And only one set which is doing particularly well. Chancellor Brian of the creatively named country United States and Queen Alice of Barrettania have between them an impressive 242 points. Queen Alice is a past medalist of Fantasy Olympics, and it appears that Chancellor Brian may be trying to keep it in the family. Hey Now! Heidi of Garcialand and Queen Karen of Queenlandia are rounding out the bottom with 144 points. And just eking past them with 147 points is Keeper of the Litter Palace Queen Allison and Skullgrinder Ross of The Mounted Sovereigns of Groganzola-on-the-Caucasus.
What does this mean? I\’m not really sure. I was pretty much just looking for a reason to bring my Shib Sib discomfort to you all.
![]() |
| What a beautiful engagement picture! Sike they are related by blood. |

