Adam Rippon Takes on the World

Well, he may have finished off the medal podium last night, but who cares, Adam Rippon is the best. I may not have known anything about him until like a week ago, but several Fantasy Olympians were early adopters, and should be recognized.  Scrooge McScott of Duckburg (Not the One You\’re Thinking Of), Hey Now! Heidi of Garcialand, Queen Liz of Lindsay von Bismarck, and Pipe Swinger Not Tanya Harding of Gilloolia clearly knew the joy he would bring to our lives, even though he only brought two points to their teams.  Soon, hopefully, he\’ll be bringing joy to Queen Ryan O of Boylandia\’s life when I force them to date so I can be friends with Adam Rippon.  Get out of my way, Sally Field. 

While Adam Rippon is leading the Olympics, Her Excellency Amber of Rambastan enjoyed another day atop the leaderboard.  But it\’s Queen Charlotte of Covfefe and Shot Caller Marcus of Marcistan who deserve honorable mention today- climbing up the leaderboard to just off the medal stand, but well within striking distance.

Standings are up to date through Saturday\’s events.  One week in, and my end of Olympics depression is starting to creep up already.  I

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