No one fell harder faster so far this week than Rowdy Roddy Piper of Piperia.  From out of the gate number one gold medalist to what? like 58th? after Day 6.  Pretty embarrassing.  After peaking early on with a triumphant silver medal in Archery, and a Shooting gold, I\’ll be honest with you, I\’m not sure he\’s scored a single point since.  But that\’s okay because Track and Field is coming, and surely the Great Piperian has stacked his team with elite Track and Field athletes, right?  Nope.  He\’s chosen to pin most if not all of his hopes on Usain \”I\’ve Never Run a Mile\” Bolt.  And, of course, American Sailor Paige Railey.

The rest of us may not be immune from the fate of Rowdy Rod, however.  Exactly 2/3 of the League selected either Serena Williams or Novak Djokovic, or, for some of us sad sacks, both.  Both Queen Karen of Destinesia and Pope Liz of Reederhoffia selected Serena as their captain, even.  I imagine they\’re already looking ahead to next week as well.  Paige Railey will save us all.