Pictured: Half Supervisor Ross\’s heroic feat

Much like Thailand\’s Sukanya Srisurat lifted an Olympic Record amount of weight yesterday (58kg? Or is that how much she weighs? I don\’t understand Judo or whatever this is.) Half-Supervisor Ross of the Proudest Union of Former People\’s Republics of Groganzola (Unincorporated) has lifted I dunno like what?  Maybe 150lbs?  to knock King Lance of Hyrule out of the gold medal spot on our Illustrious Leaderboard.  It\’s a heartwarming story, given the obvious civil unrest in Gorgonzola since the 2014 Sochi games.  Stay tuned for more on that, and in the meantime check the standings updated through last night at 11:59 pm here.