I can\’t wait until I get sued for using random photos I found. Then this blog will truly have arrived!  I\’ll be the Matt Jones of the Olympics.

Sometimes people won things by simply being the first person to slide uncontrollably across the finish line after everyone fell.  I\’ve never skied and I doubt I\’d be very good at it, though obviously I will eat my words when four intense years of training earns me a 2018 gold medal in Korea. Watch for it.

But I can definitely definitely fall down and slide out of control across snow and ice.  Just the other day in my office parking lot, I should have earned at least a bronze.