… is not the country for President Matthew Leathers.  Early in the competition, it became apparent that President Leathers had accidentally selected eleven members for his Olympic team.  When given the opportunity to drop an Olympian, President Leathers, without a second thought, brazenly and capriciously dropped the Finnish Men\’s Hockey Team.  Well, yesterday, Finland slapped Leathers in the face with a big old fish when they won the bronze medal, besting our own American Yanks.

Look, I\’m not saying Leathers lack of belief in the Fins is what spurred them on to victory.  But the evidence is pretty damning.  Further, Leathers dropped the Fins in favor of keeping his other Men\’s Hockey team and it wasn\’t even America. 

So thanks, Matt Leathers, for ruining the Olympics for everyone.