No matter who wins the league title, there are only two competitors in this league who have the all-important title of Dad.  (Sorry, Steve Fohl.  Cats don\’t count.)  Fortunately for me and the league as a whole, they are the two most important dads, President Mark Girard and President Mark Fletcher.  President Dads are currently tied for twelfth. Here are some other ways they are similar:

1. Both are named Mark. Duh.
2. Both are Americans.
3. Both selected Gracie Gold for very probable but ironic silver medal points.
4. Both were too macho to make a figure skater their captain.
5. Both have really great kids.  Duh.

Like it has time and time again, the difference comes down to Team Luge.  President Fletcher selected Team Russia while President Girard selected Team Germany.  Ward Cleaver would have selected America.

But he would have lost.