Pictured at left is American speed skater Shani Davis, waving goodbye to your chances in this fantasy league.  Twelve of our teams have Shani Davis in the lineup, a record tied only by previous disappointment, Shaun White.  Only two of you have him as your captain though, which is probably because the rest of you are racists.

But Shani Davis turned up a big old goose egg at these Olympic games, which can\’t do much for morale for President Brian Barrette of Barrettstan and President Whitney Waters.  Both were already reeling from the Shaun White slap in the face, and now this.  Now this.

Another Olympic disappointment like this and Americans might just be forced to put down their jumbo burritos, train really hard every day for 20 years, put everything they have on the line for two minutes of competition, and do it themselves.